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general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
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raiiinnnnnn!!
rain means class is cancelled and replaced with bed.
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Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

Ahh what the hell…go ahead
I like bad pickup lines
extra points if they are nerdy ones
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
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No Labels

Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
did someone say socially conscious vodka?

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After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later
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when is a door not a door?
when it’s ajar

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